Tales from the Tattoo Crypt: Part 2

After relating the story below to one of my clients, her friend swore she could beat it…. I think she may have.

She has a friend who was tripping on mushrooms with a group of people in the mountains. They were having a great time, but it got even better when they found a magical dwarf wandering around by itself. Excited at the prospect of having all of their wishes granted, they decide to take the magical dwarf home with them.

The drive back from the hills sobered them up a bit and they realized the magical dwarf they found was actually a young child with downs syndrome. (At this point, I’m horrified at her story and wondering why this girl thinks it’s so funny). They do the right thing and call the police. Leaving out the tripping part, they say they found a lost child while on a hike and brought him home.

Turns out the kid had been part of a big camping group and had been missing for a few days. They did not kidnap this child, but in fact rescued him, and were rewarded $10,000 for their part!

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  1. YES! I knew I am not the only one who thinks midgets have magical powers. My dream is to have the courage to run up to a midget in the street and yel

    Bless me, Oh magical creature!

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